- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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