Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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batman has diarrhea

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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a man checks his mypsace

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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