- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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