if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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why are balck people black because they are

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's the new green? Green

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Anti Joke

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