- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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