knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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womans having rights.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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