What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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