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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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