Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Your mother is so fat.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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