what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Anti Joke

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