Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Justin Bieber

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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