-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

do you wanna hear a joke school

Kameron Brown is gay.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Maths.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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