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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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