- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why? Why not?

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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