- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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