- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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