"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

civil rights

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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