- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Matthew Wyckoff

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

okay so theres this guy.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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