You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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