Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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