Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

A woman walks into a bar.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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