- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock. Get out!!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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