What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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