Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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your mom.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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