- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Actually it was me Josh brown

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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