- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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