Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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