- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

You're a frog

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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