- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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