What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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