What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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The cream, it is coming

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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