- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Dwarf Shortage

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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