A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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