- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.