- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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