How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

alex is cool

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Pickles are powerful

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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