- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

whats white jizz

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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