What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

the NAACP

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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