Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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