- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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