- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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