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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats brown and sticky a stick

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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