Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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