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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Knock knock. Its open.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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