Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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