- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!