- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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