- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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