- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Knock Knock Come in

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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