- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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