- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Turkey Balls

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

I love you

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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