Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Yo Mama just died.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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