Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

here's a joke... the american education society

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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