Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Pickles

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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No it doesnt..

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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