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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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robin, get in the car.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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