- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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