- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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