What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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