- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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