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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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