- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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