Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Your mom.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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