- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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