- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

what is big and white? Your Mom

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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