- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's the difference between a duck?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

the WNBA.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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