A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Anti Joke

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