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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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