A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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