- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

obama

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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