- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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