What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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black people swimming

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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