A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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