- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Micheal Curran...that is all.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

read this sentence again.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

silver bullet?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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