silver bullet?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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deez nuts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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