- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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