- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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