It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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