- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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