- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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