One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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pauls tuck

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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