- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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