- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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