- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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