- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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