- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why dont they make black forks

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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