What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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