- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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