Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

2 black kids walk into school

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

No your aunties a joke

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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