- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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