How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Women's professional sports

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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I was watching Fox news.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Anti Joke

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